Stuntman And Lover Of Cheese

by Dan Bostonweeks

A Trick of the Beard

Batteries Feel Included: 309: “Step Eleven: Pause for ten seconds to allow the incrediblness of the situation to sink in. There will be no reason for her to doubt your claim, because your beard will make you appear many years older and your cuts would add weight to the idea that you’ve come from a post-apocalyptic future where a war is currently taking place.”