Stuntman And Lover Of Cheese

by Dan Bostonweeks

Peanut Butter

I am an unabashed fan of peanut butter. You can just ask my mom. Best food for a snack? Peanut butter. Best food to have stranded on a dessert island? Peanut butter. Best oil to use in frying foods? Peanut oil. See, even not in butter form the peanut is awesome! But I digress, for this is a post to point you to another titled The Best Peanut Butter in the World:

I love peanut butter. But more importantly for the statement you are about to read here, I know peanut butter. I know peanut butter the way Da Vinci knew fluid mechanics, the way Einstein knew physics, the way Grand Master Flash knows a turntable, the way Tom Brady knows how to perfectly balance throwing touchdowns and humping supermodels. I have eaten it. I have coddled it. I inhaled. What can I say? That’s how I spread.

Now I have to go and find this “Parkers Family Farms Peanut Butter” of which he speaks.