Stuntman And Lover Of Cheese

by Dan Bostonweeks

More Mission District Sightings

Just a quick one today. As I was walking down Mission Street from the BART station (you see, I like to mix up my routes a bit to make it more interesting and keep people guessing) I was witness to one of the most bizarre sights I’ve ever seen. Now, I’ve seen people peeing between cars, smoking crack, and probably having sex of some sort on the street. This morning though pretty much takes the cake. Walking towards me was a woman with no pants on (they were over her shoulder) and just a t-shirt, shoes, and jacket on. She was following a fellow and kept asking him to let her give him a blow job for a dollar. Sometimes I don’t like walking through the Mission District, but then there are days like today that make it interesting.