Eugene Lin wanted to be rich. Steve Jobs promised it. App after app, the Apple gods got angry with him. Until finally, with nothing but an accelerometer, two dozen naked women, and the nation of Japan, Eugene had a story to tell.

(via stevenf.)

Ms. Taken is a clever fake engagement ring hidden in a key fob. The real kicker is the parody of Lonely Island’s Jizz In My Pants song/video.

(Via Geekologie.)

Batteries Feel Included: 309: “Step Eleven: Pause for ten seconds to allow the incrediblness of the situation to sink in. There will be no reason for her to doubt your claim, because your beard will make you appear many years older and your cuts would add weight to the idea that you’ve come from a post-apocalyptic future where a war is currently taking place.”

CHOCK LOCK.

I love reading Dinosaur Comics. The humor is top notch and yesterday is no exception. Nascent machine intelligences. I almost spewed my coffee on my screen.

I love the web comic xkcd. It’s math, language, and generally nerdy good times. Today’s comic really cracks me up in a way that only someone that’s done programming and databases can love: