Archive for December, 2005

Shoulder Update

Wednesday, December 28th, 2005

Last week I saw the doctor again about my dislocated shoulder. He was
very impressed that I’ve recovered so fast. He told me that surgery
won’t be needed unless my shoulder starts popping out in every day
situations.

I also did a second physical therapy session where I got to add
weights to the regimen. I don’t have any issues at this point with my
shoulder other than some occasionally soreness so I’m really happy. I
even rode the bike for the first time since the crash this last
weekend and my shoulder was A-OK.

New Bike: Trek 5200

Monday, December 26th, 2005

A couple of weeks ago I went to a bike shop and got fit for a new
bike. Since I bent Keeth’s loaner in my
href=”http://danimal.org/SenorTaco/2005/12/07″>crash I needed a
new one so I could keep riding. I was planning on getting a new bike
in 2006 anyway so I just had to move that up a little bit.

It turns out a 54cm bike is the right size frame for me (yeah, I’ve
got short legs). I rode a couple of bikes before it started to rain
and they just felt right. I then went home and listed on Craigslist
was a
href=”http://www.trekbikes.com/bikes/2002/road/5200.html”>2002 Trek
5200 at 54cm. The 5200 is an all carbon fiber frame and it’s the
same model used by the USPS team (now Team Discovery) in the 2002 Tour
de France.

 


src=”/SenorTaco/images/trek5200.jpg” />I made arrangements with the seller and went out to Alameda to test
ride the bike. After going about ten blocks I was in love with the
bike so I bought it. I got it for a steal so I’m happy. It needs a
little work as it sat for over a year, but that’s to be expected.
I’ll replace the tires and probably swap out the stem and seat post
(both need to be a little longer) and get some new pedals. Even
without those changes my ride on Saturday was excellent. I can’t wait
to fully dial in everything and get back to training.

New web digs for Wild Brain

Thursday, December 15th, 2005

Wild Brain is in the process of moving forward with projects and as such we’ve put a re-vamped web site up. Sure, it’s flash, but there are quite a few things to look at on there. In the next few weeks more videos will be going up. Until then you can check out some of our commercial spots, television
productions, and a little bit of Hubert’s Brain.

In other Wild Brain news we got a new CEO a couple of months ago, The Jim Henson Company and in October we were on the cover of SF Weekly with a pretty decent article on the company.

Dislocated

Wednesday, December 7th, 2005

On Sunday Keith and I decided to go for a longer ride. We left our
house, went through Emeryville to the waterfront and rode up the path
there towards Richmond. The ride was going really well and we had
done a little over sixteen miles so far. We were near where Pixar href="http://monkey.org/sl/9ce4fdc0">used
to be and we were going to ride out to the point and turn around.

While getting on a bike path I mis-judged a corner that was in shadow
and ended up crashing. My front wheel went off the path and dropped
down about four inches and then slammed into the edge of the path that
was right in front of me. The corner was in shadow (this was at
9:30am) and I thought the bed that I rolled into was level with the
bike path. It wasn’t until I was right on it that I saw it was lower,
but by then it was too late.

My wheel hit the edge of the bike path and turned out from under me.
I ended up going over the handle bars and landing on my left shoulder
on the concrete path. I’m not sure what else contacted exactly, but
from the looks of it my right knee did as well (it’s now the most
bruised area of my body). Luckily my head didn’t hit at all.
Apparently my bike shot left and into Keith who was behind me. That
caused him to crash but I was there to break his fall. I vaguely
remember him landing on me, but I was already in so much pain at that
point I didn’t really care.

I was unable to roll myself over and I couldn’t move my left arm
without massive amounts of additional pain. Keith finally got my pack
off me and rolled me over to relieve me from laying on my left arm as
I was. Many people in cars and on bikes stopped to ask if we needed
help. By that time Keith had already called href="http://atribaldocumentary.net/">Cortney to come pick us up
and take me to a hospital. Somewhere along the way someone else
called 911 though and as I was laying there (I couldn’t even sit up
without causing more pain) we heard sirens.

The first officer on the scene told us someone had called in a
hit-and-run with a bicyclist. We assured him that wasn’t the case at
all. By that point another police cruiser had pulled up and we heard
fire truck sirens coming. The Richmond Fire Department responded as
the first on scene EMTs and they took my vitals and cut open my shirt to
examine the injured area. They determined nothing like my collarbone
was broken and made sure I was cognizant and could feel in my left
hand.

Shortly after that the ambulance arrived with the paramedics. They
made sure I was movable and put me on the gurney and stuck me in the
back of the ambulance. On the way to href="http://www.doctorsmedicalcenter.org/">Doctor’s of San Pablo (one
of my only two choices in hospitals) they got my information and made
sure I was comfortable. That was pretty uneventful except that I was
in a lot of pain.

Once I was at the emergency room they had me switch to a hospital bed
and took all my vitals again. The doctor asked if I wanted morphine
and this is where I made the second biggest mistake of the day
(mistake one being crashing my bike). I said I felt alright enough
and I would ask for it later. BZZZZT! For those of you
playing along at home the correct answer is: “Yes, shoot me full of
morphine right now!” After a little while I told the doctor I could
use some pain meds and she marked it down, but after that it took a
long time (over an hour) to actually get the shot. I’ll go into that
more in a moment.

While I was waiting they needed to get X-Rays so they wheeled me down
to radiology and I got a couple of shots taken. Returning to my hall
position (no room yet) I was getting increasingly more and more pain
and still no drugs. At some point they wheeled me into a room to
reset my arm. After a little while a nurse came in and gave me
morphine. Before that I was sitting there pulling my hair and I had
tears streaming down my face uncontrollably because that was by far
the greatest physical pain I’ve ever had. Not only were the natural
endorphins wearing off but I could feel the tendons and whatnot
holding my shoulder together getting tighter and swelling. After the
morphine the edges of the pain were gone, but it was still a lot more
painful than I thought it should be.

The prep work for my “procedure” then began. The nurse came to put in
an IV and put the constriction band on my arm. Lo and behold the same
vein I’ve donated blood out of many times before popped right up. She
then proceeded to take my hand and try to stick an IV in the top of
it. She found a vein and got the needle in, but proceeded to wiggle
it around too much and blew the vein, leaving me with a hand with
blood pooling under the skin. In a day or two that would be one of
the more painful bruises I’ve got. She got the IV in the arm on the
first try and set me up with a saline drip.

Right before they started on my an emergency happened in another room
so I was left partially tied to the bed for them to reset my shoulder.
When the doctor came back I was given a sedative to knock me out (the
doctor said I would struggle too much otherwise) and told to count
backward from 100. I remember at 84 starting to have trouble thinking
about the numbers. The last number I remember saying is 79. Keith
told me I got to 75, giggled, and then passed out. Apparently the
doctor commented that I most people get as far as 85. I woke up about
ten minutes later with Keith asking if the Doctor had a marker. He
wanted to draw a mustache on my face. Admittedly that would have been
funny, but I’m glad he didn’t. After the snapping my shoulder back
into place I felt a lot better. I was also really hungry but had to
continue waiting to be discharged.

Cortney was great through the whole thing. At the scene she and Keith
put the bikes into her car and then followed me in the ambulance to
the hospital. She then took her car to Keith and my house, parked it,
got clothes for both Keith and I, and then drove Keith’s car back up
to the hospital to pick us up. She was amazing throughout and I can’t
thank her enough.

From the hospital I got a prescription from Vicodin and Ibubrofen. I
have to tell you, I’m not a huge fan of the Vicodin. All it did was
make me a little loopy and unable to concentrate. It really didn’t do
much for the pain. The ibuprofen does help with the swelling and
inflammation so I’ll stick to that. I was also issued an immobilizer
which is a strap that goes around my chest and has a manacle for the
upper arm on the side and the wrist in front. It basically keeps the
arm from moving to prevent you from re-injuring it. The sucky thing
was I had to wear it in bed and I’m a stomach sleeper. Sleeping on my
back and side (barely) lead to a couple of nights of not good sleeping.

Today I saw an orthopedic surgeon, href="http://mttamorthopedics.com/dr_stuart.htm">Dr. Charles
Stuart of Mt. Tam
Orthopedics
. The visit was great. He told me I don’t have much
to worry about since this is my first dislocation and I’m older it’s
less likely that I’ll be able to re-injure it as easily as if I was
younger. He did warn me off falling on it with a straight arm as that
would probably dislocate it backwards again (like if there are three
feet of freshies and I go and tumble straight armed. That wouldn’t
happen anyway, but still). I now have a prescription for physical
therapy and I’ll be working on strengthing the muscles to help prevent
this from happening again. Updates as they occur.

“The Stupidest Angel”

Thursday, December 1st, 2005

I’m currently reading The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror by Christopher Moore. The best parts of it are the following quotes:

p. 132-133Skinner was worried about the Food Guy, and he was hoping that maybe the Emergency Backup Food Guy might give him one of the tasty-smelling white squirrels in the cages on the table, now that it appeared that the Food Guy was finished cooking them.This teasing was as bad as when that kid at the beach used to pretend to throw the ball, then not throw the ball. Then pretend to throw the ball, but not throw the ball. Skinner had to knock the kid down and sit on his face. Boy, had he been bad-dogged for that. Nothing hurt like being bad-dogged, but if the Food Guy kept teasing him with the white squirrels, Skinner knew he was going to have to knock him down and sit on his face, maybe even poop in his shoe.Oh, I am a bad, baddog.No, wait, the Emergency Backup Food Guy was scratching hisears.Oh, that felt good.He was fine.Doggie Xanax.Never mind.  

p. 197No one knows why, but second only to eating the brains of the living,the dead love affordable prefab furniture.